You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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