No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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