That's intense
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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