i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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