Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
