her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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