the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
