dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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