so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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