Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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