I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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