He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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