I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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