I skipped work to stalk him.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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