lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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