Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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