David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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