So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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