He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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