i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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