Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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