I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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