Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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