She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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