I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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