He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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