I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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