I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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