i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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