So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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