i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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