And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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