kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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