just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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