I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Two words: nipple clamps
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