Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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