But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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