I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you inspire me to be a worse person
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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