His pubic hair was longer than his dick
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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