The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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