Moan for me like Helen Keller
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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