i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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