so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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