Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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