he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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