Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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