This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
This is my gift to your gina
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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