She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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