Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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