don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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