p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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