How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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