It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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