Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
