We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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